Live And Learn
I finally saw Snakes On A Plane last Friday, and I learned some things:
1 - Whenever blond women fall down, they loose consciousness.
2 - Caucasians' reflexive response to snakes is to swat at them ineffectually with rolled up newspapers.
3 - Julianna Margulies Es Muy Muy Sexuale. No one told me she was in it!
4 - The actor I was assuming was named Timmy Bateman was in fact, Nathan Phillips.
5 - Snake-O-Vision is green and blurry.
6 - Watching a woman suck pus from a child's arm is HOT. Maybe just to black guys though.
7 - If someone in a bullet proof vest is bitten by a snake, you should shoot them. The vest will protect them from the blow and the ensuing plummet.
OK, I guess I'm out, let's see if the comments work here, we should be able to make this a top 20 list, easy.