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If anything on this blog offends you, then I'm just playing a character. Like a foriegner or a faggot or something.

Lindsay Lohan Fun Facts

1. In China, she is known as "Rinsay Rohan".

2. Talking dogs also know her as "Rinsay Rohan". Coincidence? Probably.

3. She may be changing her nickname to "walrus armpit crotch". That last link is worksafe, if you are a cootchie doctor, and not prurient, unless you are a walrus with an armpit fetish.

4. Orangutans and the Irish are technically entirely seperate species.

5. Lindsay Lohan is actually a fictional character who has been played by several different actresses, including Ann Margaret and Nicole Ritchie.

6. If you google Lindsay Lohan for an hour or so, you will feel like a creepy old man.

Was going to make a longer list, but I want to take advantage of a possible Ace-alanch, and I'm also afraid that she might drop dead or something, thus rendering this all quite unfunny. Leave your Lohan fun facts in comments.

Russell Crowe Has B.O.

I think I read something to that effect a long time ago in the Weekly World News or something, but I thought they were just making it up for the rhyme. They didn't actually use the obvious rhyme though, I thought it might be like that Cockney slang where they just set it up and you're supposed to figure it out yourself.

Vehicular Crapulence Most Foul

When I first heard that Paris Hilton had been arrested, I really hoped that something cool had happened, like she'd robbed a bank. But it's just the same exact crime every other celebrity commits every week. If that's a crime, then why do we let famous people drive at all?

My First Link Dump

Katie Couric needs a sign-off catchphrase. I was thinking along the lines of "Layta mofos", "bye-bye shmoopy", or "end transmission".

Suri Cruise is gay! I just want to be in on the ground floor of a rumor here.

From Cracked, the magazine from which I got my "Be Alert - The world needs more lerts" poster as a lad: The Five Most Absurd Moments In Video Music Awards History, People Magazine's Fifteen Most Ludicrous Celebrity Write-Ups, and The Five Most Obviously Drug-Fueled TV Appearances Ever.

Appropos of nothing, I've always wondered why nobody dosen't like Tommy Lee. Aren't we all supposed to hate wife-beaters? Let's get on the same page here, people. His weewee isn't THAT huge either, think back to PE, we've all seen bigger. Also, people hate rats for spreading disease, and they're kind of cute.

Sites that link GCC. Actually, those are sites where I've plugged it in comments.

It Can't ALL Be Gay

Via Ghost Of A Flea, an interview with one Zayra Alvarez, who is apparently the ginchiest. I haven't watched it myself yet, I'm posting it mainly to confirm what I keep telling people - that Kennedy still exists.