Lindsay Lohan Fun Facts
1. In China, she is known as "Rinsay Rohan".
2. Talking dogs also know her as "Rinsay Rohan". Coincidence? Probably.
3. She may be changing her nickname to "walrus armpit crotch". That last link is worksafe, if you are a cootchie doctor, and not prurient, unless you are a walrus with an armpit fetish.
4. Orangutans and the Irish are technically entirely seperate species.
5. Lindsay Lohan is actually a fictional character who has been played by several different actresses, including Ann Margaret and Nicole Ritchie.
6. If you google Lindsay Lohan for an hour or so, you will feel like a creepy old man.
Was going to make a longer list, but I want to take advantage of a possible Ace-alanch, and I'm also afraid that she might drop dead or something, thus rendering this all quite unfunny. Leave your Lohan fun facts in comments.