Separated At Birth

Owen Wilson and Big Bird. I'm probably not the first to point this out.

Messy Marvin

I watched A Christmas Story with my parents yesterday, and we started wondering what Peter Bilingsley had been up to since. Found that info on Unique Daily.

Went looking for info on the rumors about the kind who played Flick after that. No luck, but I found Flick's Tongue.

Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas, happy Festivus, good Life Day to ye, and happy Kwanzza

Cross posted at The Hand Of Munger

Is All This Junior High Crap Even Legal?

Here are some of Paris Hilton's private letters to Nick Carter, whoever the hell that is. Is Paris Hilton actually a real person, with special feelings and everything? Because if she is, I'm not sure we should be doing this stuff.

Lorraine's Car

Been looking for this for one awhile. "Cake Like" is a pretty crappy band name, googlewise. You go looking for them, you get recipies.

Cute With An Odd Haircut Now Officially Same As Ugly

According to the Guess The Ugly Celebrity Kid game.

While I'm brightening your day, here's a Joe Pesci rap video and two Dr. Phil soundboards. You're welcome.

Sexual fantasies of Drew Barrymore displayed wonderfully

That's what it says.